Friday, July 31, 2009

Eva Longoria Sex Tape ?

Eva Longoria is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet. Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker. If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since Paris Hilton’s One Night In Paris.

Why can’t there be sex tapes with Stacy Keibler, Alyssa Milano, Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell? Wait”¦ there was already a Keeley Hazell sex tape. Oops! My point is, even if this rumor were true, I don’t care to see an Eva Longoria sex tape. She’s an unshapely skinny twig, and I have zero interest in seeing her on all fours. OK, maybe doggy would be alright, since that’s her best angle, but that’s it! Anyway, it’s most likely just a rumor for now, so for all you that do like Eva Longoria, don’t get your boxers in a bunch yet.